Freitag, 7. August 2009

Breastfeeding a whole nation

Meanwhile thing go back to normal with Ma’am being back. She caught me out straight for a mistake I made:
[10:59] Gera Heliosense: Oh Ma'am by the way, your new hairstyle is so look so beautiful again today
[10:59] YT Recreant smiles at sunrise "thank you, my cute pregnant midwife, which reminds me....i will change the law"
[11:00] Gera Heliosense: Oooh a law change?
[11:00] YT Recreant: mhm, yes, a law change, since i noticed yesterday when you were walking in front of me... that you outsmart the "no panties law" with short jeans under your skirt
[11:01] Gera Heliosense: oh
[11:01] Gera Heliosense blushes
[11:01] YT Recreant: you know, sunrise, making laws is a serious business, sometimes it takes me 1 whole cup of coffee to make a law... and then you are wearing jeans???
[11:02] Gera Heliosense: well ...I...its..uhm...
[11:02] YT Recreant: yes, sunrise?
[11:02] Gera Heliosense: I would be okay to wear jeans...Ma'am...*blushes harder and bites her lip guilty*
[11:03] YT Recreant parrots the voice "i thought..." are you paid for thinking?
[11:03] Gera Heliosense: Ma'am
[11:04] YT Recreant: so, and why then, my lovely cute little and not so innocent as it seems sunrise....
[11:05] YT Recreant: why are you still wearing these jeans?
[11:05] Rhea Habilis: maybe she wears them for safety Ma'am
[11:05] YT Recreant: for safety, butterfly? protection?
[11:06] Rhea Habilis: Yes Ma'am
[11:06] Gera Heliosense casts her weyes down, nods slowly and fumbles the button of her jeans open, sliding them over her hips and taking them off
[11:06] YT Recreant: mhm, alright, and you bolt in unasked, we will discuss that later
[11:06] Rhea Habilis: Yes Ma'am
[11:06] YT Recreant: now check whether sunrise has even more maybe under her skirt, butterfly
[11:07] Rhea Habilis: yes Ma'am
[11:07] Rhea Habilis gently lifts sunrise's skirt
[11:07] Gera Heliosense shakes her head:"No Ma'am I swear that was all" She lifts her skirt and shows her sex to prove it
[11:07] Rhea Habilis: no Ma'am
[11:07] Rhea Habilis: nothing else
[11:08] YT Recreant stretches herself and yawns with a smile "yeah...sooo good to be back"
[11:08] YT Recreant: so, now, next one... Ava, where is my hug?
[11:09] YT Recreant: *muaaaaaaak*
[11:09] A. hugs Ma'am tightly. "Muuuuuakkk!"
[11:10] YT Recreant: so, waht do we do with sunrise for the attempt to purposely outsmart our law?
[11:10] Gera Heliosense cringes
[11:10] A. scratches her head a little. "Well Ma'am...whatever punishment, I would wait until after she has given birth?"
[11:11] YT Recreant: hmm, for sure we can not torture her in any way right now...
[11:11] Gera Heliosense: My hormones Ma'am...I .."She swallows:" After I gave birth?"
[11:11] YT Recreant: then again, once she gave birth....
[11:11] YT Recreant: i have read in one of the newspapers, we are short in beverages?
[11:11] A. starts to giggle
[11:12] joy : there is some problem with the water Ma'am
[11:12] YT Recreant: mhm, you are going to breastfeed, right?
[11:12] Gera Heliosense: yes Ma'am
[11:13] YT Recreant: alright, then, ... weat last soften the shortage
[11:13] YT Recreant: *we might at least find a way to soften...
[11:13] Gera Heliosense: W..What?
[11:13] Gera Heliosense: you mean...?
[11:13] Gera Heliosense: you want me to breastfeed the whole of Glint?
[11:14] YT Recreant: nah, not by giving breast to each person passign by, we are so advanced, you have seen the milking machine in the barn?
[11:14] Gera Heliosense: oh no...oh pleae Ma'am I hate that machine
[11:15] YT Recreant smiles "you hate it? well, we were talking about punishments, not vacations"
[11:16] Gera Heliosense sighs and covers her breasts
[11:16] YT Recreant smiles "2 liters, each day, for 1 month, starting 1 month after your delivery"
[11:17] Rhea Habilis: Ma'am
[11:17] Rhea Habilis: please Ma'am
[11:17] YT Recreant: yes, butterfly?
[11:17] YT Recreant: you want three liters?
[11:17] Gera Heliosense: 2 liters?!
[11:17] Rhea Habilis: no Ma'am
[11:17] Gera Heliosense: oh god
[11:17] YT Recreant: i knew you would ask, let me tell you... i have been at a farm recently, they had cows, doing 26 liters per day
[11:18] YT Recreant: and you whine about two
[11:18] YT Recreant: pfff
[11:18] Gera Heliosense sighs even heavier and decides to shut up befor she has to deliver 26 liters
[11:18] YT Recreant: and, also, sunrise, do not say "oh God" - my sister is not around at the moment

...and on she went to the next subject:

[11:26] YT Recreant: we will capture and arrest minx at sight, and she is no longer minx, her name is jizzrag, i do not care what her Master calls her
[11:26] A. eeps. "She's already looking for me, Ma'am, but I will try my best to get her."
[11:26] YT Recreant: also, we need to invite Atlas...
[11:26] fenrir Snowpaw: ma'am does this go for every one
[11:27] YT Recreant: yes, anyone can arrest her
[11:27] YT Recreant: and atlas wil lbe invited to surrender or we capture him too
[11:27] A.: Oh dear
[11:27] YT Recreant: since minx insisted to have it doen that way
[11:27] A.: yes Ma'am
[11:27] heather Marenwolf laughs as YT talks of catching atlas
[11:27] YT Recreant: then we sell them, or, Atlas, with minx as free add on... hence the name, jizzrag
[11:28] fenrir Snowpaw snickers at minx's new name

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