[11:05] Gera Heliosense holds on to Legion"shhh..its ok...I am ok"
[11:05] winterthyme: I'll get towels.....and gin....and water
[11:05] slut (xx.reyes) follows along
[11:06] Legion Farslider what do i do gera?"
[11:07] winterthyme whispers to slut "You know anything about birthing?"
[11:07] Gera Heliosense: nothing you are fine, just be here
[11:07] Legion Farslider whispers: upstairs down here help me gera??"
[11:08] Legion Farslider looks around confused
[11:08] Legion Farslider: so i put you down gera?"
[11:08] winterthyme looks relieved "I did wonder - I have some here by chance. And gin...and a statue of Caesar.... that last may not be needed.
[11:09] Legion Farslider: gera??"
[11:09] Gera Heliosense pants fast, suddenly screams and claws her fingers into Legion
[11:09] Gera Heliosense: mmmmmuuuuuhhhhhhhh
[11:09] winterthyme: whoooa shit!
[11:10] Legion Farslider kisses her for lack of knowing what to do
[11:10] winterthyme takes out the bottle of gin and cracks the seal
[11:11] Legion Farslider bends down and gently sets her on the rug
[11:11] Gera Heliosense breathes normal again , smiling a t all
[11:12] winterthyme: slug of gin, Gera dear? It may help...
[11:12] Legion Farslider feels a little reassured at her smile
[11:12] Legion Farslider slut?"
[11:12] Gera Heliosense waves at Winter"Oh you!"
[11:12] winterthyme takes a slug anyway
[11:13] Gera Heliosense looks at slut, glad there is a female here, then she searches for Legion
[11:13] Legion Farslider moves back a little so slut can get in
[11:13] slut (xx.reyes) grabs a washcloth and dips it in the water../wiping it across gera's brow... "ok.. you're going to want to grab hold of something you can squeeze really hard when the pain gets pad.. perhaps something in the fathers pants will work"
[11:14] winterthyme: You are not to panic Gera - legion is here, and slut is well-versed in birthing. I myself am also something of an expert - but sadly only in respect of amphibians. I kept newts once.
[11:14] Gera Heliosense doubles over suddenly, making a growling sound, like an animal
[11:14] Gera Heliosense: uuuuurrrrghhhhhh
[11:14] Legion Farslider: squats beside her not caring if she crushes my balls or not
[11:15] Gera Heliosense squeezes her eyes shut, the sounds coming from her are not sweet, she sounds truly like a mad animal
[11:15] Gera Heliosense: mmmmrrrrrroooooahhhhh
[11:15] Legion Farslider :gera baby?"
[11:15] winterthyme takes another nervous swig of gin
[11:16] Gera Heliosense slaps her fist down hard, missing Legions balls by an inch, coming down on his thigh
[11:16] Legion Farslider doesn't even notice .. concern for her the only thing in my mind
[11:17] slut (xx.reyes) frowns and squats down near the receiving end... "errmm.. it normally comes out here" /making a gesture for the benefit of the gathered men
[11:17] winterthyme hunkers down and lays out some cloths
[11:18] winterthyme peers forward "It does? That's gonna smart."
[11:18] Legion Farslider listens to slut like she has just delivered the gettysburg address
[11:19] Legion Farslider strokes gera's forehead
[11:19] slut (xx.reyes) nods.. "now there are a few ways to get it out.. sometimes we have the mom dance naked around a fire until it just falls out on it's own..."
[11:19] winterthyme nods "that's the method I used with my newts. Was not entirely succesful though"
[11:20] slut (xx.reyes) smiles.. "newts are rather poor dancers"
[11:20] Legion Farslider looks around panicked
[11:21] winterthyme nods "They singe easily too"
[11:22] slut (xx.reyes) frowns... "i guess my hands must have been too cold.. usually the mom's don't jump this high when i poke em back in the jungle"
[11:22] winterthyme nods "I poked a woman in the jungle once... didn't go well"
[11:24] slut (xx.reyes) nods and waits.. "yeah; last time i got poked in the jungle it didn't work out well for the man either... but at least the crocodiles got a nice meal"
[11:25] Legion Farslider bends over and kisses gera
[11:25] winterthyme: Shall I run and see if La pres is awake yet?
[11:26] Legion Farslider nods frantically "she might know about this"
[11:27] Gera Heliosense wails again when a new contractions tortures her
[11:27] Gera Heliosense: uuuurrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh
[11:27] Legion Farslider holds her hand tightly
[11:28] winterthyme: I told her. She is talking to Psycho so I just let her know the situation and returned
[11:28] Legion Farslider nods
[11:29] Legion Farslider: well slut must have had a thousand kids the way she is"
[11:29] winterthyme nods "She is in safe hands with slut I am certain"
[11:29] Legion Farslider wonders i slut washed her hands
[11:30] Gera Heliosense suddenly starts laughing, she seems mad, her hand snakes down and she laughs and cries
[11:30] Gera Heliosense: there....oh...oh my baby....i can feel the head
[11:30] Legion Farslider lurches back in surprise then closes in again
[11:30] winterthyme: oh my Lord.
[11:31] slut (xx.reyes) shakes her head.. "uhm.. well.. on that whole 'safe hands' bit.. i'm pretty good.. i only lose about 8 out of 10 patients.." /looking around.. "would one of you bring me that suctiony plunger thing from the bathroom?"
[11:31] Legion Farslider looks at winter "it was a lot easier putting it in" .. shaking head
[11:32] winterthyme dashes off and returns with the sink plunger, gicing the rubber head a quick wipe on my shirt
[11:32] Jackie Vhargon is offline.
[11:32] Gera Heliosense looks at slut"oooh you...slut..." the she laughs again happily until a new contraction makes her yell and growl like a sailor
[11:32] winterthyme grins at Legion's comment
[11:32] slut (xx.reyes) slips out and parts the dawny fluff on the beby's hair; grinning.. "you did remember to grab hold of something didn't you gera?"
[11:32] Gera Heliosense wails and slaps Legions chest...accidently...very hard
[11:33] Gera Heliosense: oooouuuuuhhhhhhhh
[11:33] Legion Farslider grunts as the air is knocked out of me
[11:34] slut (xx.reyes) props the babies head in her hand; coaxing it along.. "give me one big squeeze gera.. once the shoulders are out it's a breeze from there"
[11:34] Gera Heliosense nods and pants
[11:34] Legion Farslider gasps "damn gera i've been kicked by horse with less force" .. rubbing my chest
[11:34] winterthyme watches with a kind of horrid fascination "it was nothing like this with my newts"
[11:35] Gera Heliosense would like to smile at her man but is too ocupied with pushing and stopping and pushing
[11:35] Legion Farslider: eye of newt and tongue of frog?"
[11:36] Legion Farslider cranes my neck trying to see what's happening then tries not to see
[11:37] winterthyme takes a swig of gin
[11:37] slut (xx.reyes) grins and pulls a towel from the pile; dipping it in the water and slipping it beneath the baby... "grab hold of something gera.. this is gonna hurt... "
[11:38] winterthyme pales
[11:39] Gera Heliosense screams like a banshee, howling so loud it may bursts glass, she pushes a last time, a forceful push, taking all her energy and suddenly a squishy something flops out right into sluts hands.
[11:40] Legion Farslider turns even paler than winter
[11:40] winterthyme gulps and empties the gin bottle
[11:40] Y.T. (yt.recreant) walks in silently and watches
[11:41] winterthyme looks on amazed and moved
[11:41] Legion Farslider looks intently at gera .. swallowing
[11:41] slut (xx.reyes) cradles the baby in the towel and makes baby faces for several seconds; cooing and grinning.. "oooh. fortunately she gets her looks from her mother"; glancing briefly over to legion.. "sooo.. would you like to cut the cord mister?" /tieing off the cord for him to cut....
[11:42] Legion Farslider gulp .. which mister?
[11:42] Legion Farslider: and no you can't see my dong!"
[11:42] winterthyme laughs "Legion - do the job my friend....and welcome your child into this world"
[11:42] slut (xx.reyes) shrugs.. "whoever the father is.. makes no difference to me mister..."
[11:43] Gera Heliosense watches them all being busy, a mellow soft smile on her face, she tries to see her daughter
[11:43] Legion Farslider takes a pocket knife out and leans in .. neverous enough that i cut slut's finger accidently .. then slices the cord
[11:43] Y.T. (yt.recreant) smiles happily "congratulations, gera.. I am so happy for you
[11:43] slut (xx.reyes) grins and hands the baby over to the mom...
[11:44] Gera Heliosense cradles her daughter in her arms, smiling and crying a little
[11:44] Legion Farslider looks at slut .. "did you say she?"
[11:45] Gera Heliosense: Andromeda
[11:45] Legion Farslider nods
[11:45] Gera Heliosense: her name is Andromeda
[11:45] Gera Heliosense smiles at Legion
[11:45] Legion Farslider smiles until my face feels like it's breaking
[11:45] winterthyme murmurs "A fine name"
[11:46] slut (xx.reyes) glares at the man briefly; nodding.. "of course i did mister.. " /wrapping a tissue around her finger.. and fortunately she doesn't look anything like you"
[11:46] Legion Farslider breathes a sigh of relief at slut's words
[11:46] Legion Farslider: we are truly blessed then"
[11:46] Gera Heliosense giggles breathless, kissing her child
[11:46] winterthyme turns to slut "You did well.... I fear my knowledge of the birthing habits of newts was only some small help"
[11:47] Legion Farslider looks at gera and jokes to get a smile "now when can we have sex?"
[11:47] Gera Heliosense slaps Legions arm
[11:47] Gera Heliosense: oh you!
[11:47] Legion Farslider beams with pride on my two girls
[11:49] Legion Farslider sticks my hand in the water then rinses my face off .. not noticing how how it is until way too late
[11:49] slut (xx.reyes) grins.. "oh no; you brought me the plunger.. that was quite helpful" /grabbing several towels to clean up the mess.. "you can have sex with the mom any time you're ready.. just not down there"
[11:49] winterthyme nods, feeling the the sink plunger was a useful contribution
[11:50] Legion Farslider stand and staggers outside to barf
[11:54] Legion Farslider staggers back in taking care not to kiss gera
[11:55] Legion Farslider kneels down and hesitantly touches my new daughter
[11:56] slut (xx.reyes) smiles and hands gera a blanket and the lollipop.. "keep her warm and it's best to give them lots of your own milk; it's ok if the dad gets a little too"
[11:56] Legion Farslider watches slut to make sure she doesn't eat the placenta
[11:57] winterthyme adds "..and close family friends. Probably"
[11:58] Gera Heliosense nods and tries to latch Andromeda onto her nipple straight away, no milk yet but the clear sweet pre milk is dripping from her nipple as soon as Andromeda sucks
[11:59] Legion Farslider watches my two girls ... amazed at the beauty of both "you were right slut .. she looks like her mommy"
[11:59] slut (xx.reyes) smiles.. "congratulations mama gera" /winking and cooing at the baby
[12:00] winterthyme stands, my vertebrae "cracking" as I stretch "Well.... quite a day..."
[12:00] Gera Heliosense smiles at slut
[12:00] Gera Heliosense: looks around at them all, beaming with happiness
[12:00] Y.T. (yt.recreant): I am happy that you both are well, and helthy and all.. wonderful and well done, Gera!
[12:00] winterthyme smiles back
[12:00] Gera Heliosense: thank you dear sweet Ma'Am
[12:00] Gera Heliosense: thank you
[12:01] winterthyme: The beauty of life... a rare privilege to witness this
[12:01] Legion Farslider nods
[12:01] Legion Farslider: amazing"
[12:01] Y.T. (yt.recreant) nudges Psycho "you.. can say something too
[12:01] Legion Farslider ignores the thought that comes to my mind
[12:02] Psycho Fhang: yes yes gera well done your gonna make a great mother
[12:02] Y.T. (yt.recreant) grins
[12:02] Psycho Fhang: such a beautiful daughter gera
[12:02] Legion Farslider traces gera's cheek with the back of my fingers
[12:03] Psycho Fhang: well done genny
[12:03] Legion Farslider whispers "you .. we did it"
[12:03] winterthyme: I was deeply moved when my newts "egged" as I believe the term is - but this was - frankly - more touching.
[12:04] slut (xx.reyes) snorts and looks over at the father.. "yeah yeah.. and i'm sure you'll bravely tell everyone how you did the hard part"
[12:04] Psycho Fhang: you may stand and look upon the newborn girl if you wish genny
[12:04] Legion Farslider smirks "of course i will"
[12:05] Genny (genitia): wow
[12:06] winterthyme turns to Gera and Legion "May I make a report on this in the paper? You know respecting privacy is at the heart of the journalist's credo - but I got some great pics of Gera's boobs which the readers will love"
[12:07] Legion Farslider: /menods "of course my good men .. but no beaver shots if you will?"
[12:07] slut (xx.reyes) scratches her head.. "since when are boobs private anyway?
[12:07] winterthyme looks disappointed "That means I will have to throw away 90 percent of the pics - but I will respect your wishes"
[12:07] Legion Farslider: lower slut"
[12:13] slut (xx.reyes) smiles.. "well just be glad it was you instead of the father.. she'd be scarred for life if that happened"
[12:13] Genny (genitia) weeps watching the newborn infant and mother
[12:14] Legion Farslider smiles "in all sincerity slut .. i hope your finger grows back"
[12:15] Legion Farslider visualizes small gnats ... being eaten by newts
[12:15] slut (xx.reyes): it's just a flesh wound mister.. nothing to worry about..
[12:15] Legion Farslider "i can't tell you how relieved i am slut"
[12:17] Y.T. (yt.recreant) smiles and stretches "wodnerful news.. I need rest a bit
[12:18] Gera Heliosense looks at Genny
[12:18] slut (xx.reyes) steps back to give the mom some room.. applauding and giving a curtsy to the newest island resident.. "welcome to the People's republic andromeda..."
[12:18] Psycho Fhang takes hold of geeny by her ropes and helps her to her feet "" up genny girl""
[12:18] Gera Heliosense smiles at slut
[12:19] Legion Farslider whispers in gera's ear "a girl gera .. as beautiful as her mother"
[12:20] Gera Heliosense leans over to kiss Legion
[12:20] Gera Heliosense: Mr. Winter?
[12:20] Gera Heliosense: can you make a photo of us?
[12:20] winterthyme: of course
[12:20] Legion Farslider actually smiles at slut "thank you slut for all of your help"
[12:20] winterthyme: legion stand a bit behind Gera
[12:20] slut (xx.reyes) steps out of the way
[12:21] Gera Heliosense: here?
[12:21] winterthyme: perfect
[12:22] winterthyme: and now legion - look at Gera and Gera at legion
[12:23] winterthyme: lovely
[12:24] winterthyme smiles at slut "Babies...lovely, eh? Shall we leave the happy couple in peace?"
[12:24] slut (xx.reyes) nods.. "indeed.. she should get some rest too"
[12:24] Gera Heliosense: like this
[12:25] winterthyme: very nice
[12:25] winterthyme: you make a beautiful coup...family
[12:25] Legion Farslider: thank you winter"
[12:25] winterthyme: my pleasure
[12:26] Gera Heliosense: yep
[12:27] Gera Heliosense: and slut? thank you so much for helping
[12:27] winterthyme strolls to the bar to get another bottle of gin to "wet the baby's head"
[12:27] slut (xx.reyes) grins and heads for the door.. "congratulations mama gera; with any luck the baby also got her brains from you too":) /grinning and darting quickly around the corner
[12:28] Legion Farslider: you are my two girls now
[12:32] Gera Heliosense: how tiny she is
[12:32] Gera Heliosense: especially in your big arms
[12:32] Legion Farslider: i know .. i'm afraid i'll break her if i'm not careful"
[12:33] Gera Heliosense: you won't
[12:33] Gera Heliosense: my gentle giant
[12:33] Legion Farslider: i know ... but i'm a worry wart gera .. you know that
[12:34] Legion Farslider: i almost hate to say this but i'm glad slut was here
[12:34] Legion Farslider: you scared the crap out of me gera
[12:34] Gera Heliosense: did I?
[12:34] Legion Farslider: yes
[12:35] Gera Heliosense: what did i do?
[12:35] Gera Heliosense: she looks at him , having forgotten all the pain
[12:36] Legion Farslider: your water breaking early .. crying out in pain .. everything that happened gera
[12:36] Gera Heliosense points to the doorway where Psycho stands.
[12:36] Gera Heliosense: we can thank Mr. Psycho for inducing the birth
[12:36] Gera Heliosense: giggles
[12:37] Legion Farslider: thank?"
[12:37] Gera Heliosense: i think we should ask him to be godfather
[12:37] Gera Heliosense stops smiling then
[12:37] Gera Heliosense: no i was kidding
[12:38] Legion Farslider: that was almost as funny as your being eaten by a croc gera" .. scowls
[12:38] Gera Heliosense shrugs, then hugs Legion and their daughter
[12:39] Legion Farslider smiles and puts one arm around gera .. holding my two women
[12:40] Legion Farslider lowers my voice .. "thank you for this wonderful gift gera"
[12:41] Gera Heliosense: and i thank you
[12:41] Legion Farslider smiles
[12:43] Gera Heliosense: shall we bring her to the nursery?
[12:43] Legion Farslider: yes love
[12:43] Legion Farslider: the girls side